Sorry I've been quiet and October fizzled out. Here's a list of possible excuses...one of which may actually be true! I'll leave the decision up to you, however, so as to cater to all your needs and keep you entertained and guessing:
- tennis elbow
- major candy corn/tequila bender
- simple chronic halitosis
- achy breaky heart
- my house has been overrun by mallet-wielding, snowsuit-clad dwarves (I'm posting from my hiding spot in my crawlspace...sshh! They might hear me!)
- ebola
- I've been runnin'...against the wind
- my time machine is complete and I've been hanging out with Claire Bloom in The Haunting
- my transporter machine is complete but something went wrong and I now am a horribly disfigured creature to be known heretofore as PonderFly
- I cloned myself because I'm really busy and I thought the clones could help me get shit done but all they do is sit around playing video games
- my hair got caught in an escalator and I've only just been extracted
That should keep you occupied for a while. Keep reaching for the stars...my ebola will clear up in a jif. Not that I have ebola, maybe, but it's on the list.
D'ohh. Sorry to hear it. I suspect your nemesis, Candy "The Stacie Butcher" Ponder, is actually wandering your house with a double-headed ax, muttering beneath her breath while you cower with your laptop under your desk saying, "Damn, why did I leave the .357 in my nightstand drawer?"
ReplyDeleteMy guesses are:
ReplyDeleteAchy Breaky Pelvis or Jugglers Dispair?
maybe it's just that the movies this year have mostly sucked!
My dear Watson, I deduce another culprit....
ReplyDeleteDead Rising strikes again!
...oooh, maybe it's All of the Above...yikes!
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