Please answer the following questions to the best of your ability. We at Final Girl want to serve you better!
1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
2. LEPRECHAUN (circle one): In da hood / In space
3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes / No
4.
PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle" / "Fudgicle"5. Terrycloth: Yay / Nay
6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason
B) hockey mask Jason
C) Super Space Jason
D) black goo/ penis monster Jason essence
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay / Nay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? Yes / No
9. Do you really want to make me cry? Yes / No
10. Cutest thing ever: one / two / three
11. Final Girl:
A) hinky
B) ginchy
C) boss
D) gear
12. Swearing: Heavens, no! / Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. _____________
14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes / No
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes / No
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree / Disagree
17. Chapstick: Apply with finger / Apply from tube
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan" / "caRIBian"
19. _____ of the Dead:
A) Night
B) Dawn
C) Day
D) Land
E) Shaun
F) Box Social
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your ______".
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Your cooperation is appreciated!
love,
Final Girl
1. I would totally be a Final Girl Minion on your board. DO IT!
ReplyDelete2. LEPRECHAUN In space (but I have In da Hood on DVD!)
3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes
4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle"
5. Terrycloth: Uh, HELL YES!
6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? Of course lover, you're already hurting me...
9. Do you really want to make me cry?
What is love without pain?
10. Cutest thing ever: one
11. Final Girl: C) boss
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. Amanda By Night
14. Will you be my Valentine? Sure, if you buy first...
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Unfortunately, I have.
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree
17. Chapstick: Apply from tube
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"
19. Dawn of the Dead:
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your Vienna Sausage(?)".
1. I reckon so.
ReplyDelete2. In Space
3. Yes
4. Fudgesicle
5. ummm
6. A
7. NAY
8. No
9. Yes
10. That's not fair! C
11. Also C
12. Fuck yeah!
13. The Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
14. sure
15. Yes
16. Agree
17. Tube
18. Care-ih-beahn
19. Night
20. Rhymes with Punt.
1. I suspect so.
ReplyDelete2. Crushed with a shillelagh.
3. I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky.
4. Fudge Sickle.
5. Aye!
6. The Argonaut
7. Oh, sure, why not?
8. No. I'm a man who doesn't know.
9. No, I'd tumble 4 ya.
10. Goin' with the bunny.
11. GROOVY. [/Ash]
12. Swyve me, lass!
13. Recurrent Angina & A New Hip
14. Yeah!
15. Nope.
16. No se, señorita.
17. Toob.
18. -RIBB- (for her pleasure)
19. Shaun!
20. Popeye's three-piece spicy white-meat combo with red beans and rice.
1. Sure!
ReplyDelete2. In spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Allrighty
6. Hockey Mask
7. yay
8. no
9. no
10. 3
11. C
12. FUCK YAH!
13. my mom
14. Awww okay
15. yes
16. agree
17. eww, I prefer mine dry and scabby
18. caRIBian
19. Shaun
20. butt. Remember, check twice.
1. Absolutely!
ReplyDelete2. In spaaaaaaace!
3. yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. yay
6. Super Space Jason
7. Not sure, haven't seen it.
8. Not right now.
9. Maybe later.
10. OMG the bunny.
11. boss!
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs The World!
14. Yes.
15. Yes.
16. Agree.
17. Apply from tube.
18. caRIBian.
19. Box Social of the Dead!
20. Cooties!
1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
ReplyDeleteI'm good at registering for forums
2. LEPRECHAUN In da hood, yo!
3. Do you love a rainy night?
Yes, it's such a beautiful sight.
4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle" (there is an S in there!)
5. Terrycloth: Nay
6. Favorite Jason...
B) hockey mask Jason
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay!
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No
9. Do you really want to make me cry? No
10. Cutest thing ever: two
11. Final Girl:
C) boss
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. JESUS
14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? No
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Probably not
17. Chapstick: Apply from tube
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"
19. _____ of the Dead:
G) All of the above
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your...SHUT YO MOUTH!
1. I swear I would register with the best of intentions, and even participate at first, but then, like all things, it would fall to the wayside as soon as I saw something shiny.
ReplyDelete2. The best things happen in space.
3. Yes
4. Fudge-Sicle
5. I'm not sure I have a preference...
6. B
7. Haven't seen it.
8. No
9. No
10. Why is it that none of them are baby penguins?
11. I'm not sure I understand the question
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Larry Flynt
14. Do you really want me to be?
15. No
16. N/A
17. Apply from tube
18. I use both. Depends on context.
19. Shaun of the Dead is one of my favorite movies. But so are both Dawn of the Deads.
20. I haven't seen that movie since...well, since it first came out on video. And somehow, it seems like looking it up would be cheating.
1. Of course
ReplyDelete2. ...in my pants
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Nay (it creeps me out)
6. B
7. Yay
8. No
9. No, but you will...they always do...
10. Three
11. B) Ginchy
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason v. Boy George (circa 1983...see, Jason goes back in time!)
14. No (my wife would murderize me)
15. Yes
16. Agree
17. Apply from tube, of course (whaddya think I am, a high school girl?)
18. CARiBEEan
19. Shaun
20. Crab cakes
1. Sure.
ReplyDelete2. I'm going to have to go with In space. Vs. The Muppets, Vs. Jason.
3. Yeah 'cause it scares the pee out of my dog which I find funny.
4. Fudgsicle, though I call it a poor excuse for a pudding pop.
5. I'm taking the fifth on this one.
6. Pillowcase.
7. Nay
8. I do't think so.
9. I don't know you well enough.
10. Two. Damn my damn beagle dog.
11. Boss.
12. ...Under my breath almost every second of the day...
13. Triangle man.
14. I'm everyone's Valentine.
15. No.
16. My lack of film knowledge is starting to show...
17. I'm the kind of guy who has never used Chapstick.
18. caRIBian
19. Right now, Day.
20. Blog.
1. Yes
ReplyDelete2. In Space (because In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream!)
3. Yes.
4. Fudgsicle
5. Yay to terrycloth (bathrobes, at least)
6. Hockey Mask Jason
7. Yay to Ghosts of Mars
8. No, I don't
9. No, I don't
10. You had me at one. (Widdle Bunnee so cute!)
11. Final Girl is BOSS
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs Leprechaun
14. Sure, why not?
15. No
16. Agree, because MBV is AWESOME.
17. From tube.
18. caRIBian, because that is how Movie Voice guy pronounced it in The Island trailer. (You know, the one with Michael Caine fightin' them nasty ass pirates?)
19. DAY of the Dead.
20. Cunt
1. Possibly!
ReplyDelete2. In da hood
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Yay
6. hockey mask Jason
7. Nay
8. No
9. No
10. Bunny
11. boss
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs. Michael Ironside
14. Yes
15. Yes
16. Agree!!!
17. From the tube
18. CARiBEEan
19. Night
20. Starts with a "c" and ends with a "t."
1. Yes. Forums are better for discussions than blog posts.
ReplyDelete2. LEPRECHAUN in SPace, every movie must have a "in space" sequel.
3. Do you love a rainy night? Yeah when I don't have to go out the next day ;)
4."Fudgsicle"
5. Terrycloth: Don't know what you are talking about ;)
6. Favorite Jason... I'm a conservative guy - B) hockey mask Jason
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No
9. Do you really want to make me cry? Yes
10. Cutest thing ever: zwei
11. Final Girl: gear
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. The Fog people from the remake
14. Will you be my Valentine? No
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree
17. Chapstick: WTF
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "caRIBian"
19. Dawn of the Dead:
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your Nezula the rat Monster".
1. Hell Yeah
ReplyDelete2. In Da Hood
3. Who doesn't love a rainy night?4. Fudgicle
5. Nay
6. Pillowcase Jason
7. Nay
8. Kinda, Yeah
9. Well, Kinda Yeah, Is that wrong?
10. Two (puppy)
11. Final Girl: Ginchy
12. Fuck yeah!
13. Jason vs. The whole damn universe.
14. Yes
15. Yes
16. Agree!!!
17. Apply with Finger
18. caRIBian
19. Shaun
20. C**T, no must be your feet then.
1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it? Oh yea!
ReplyDelete2. LEPRECHAUN (circle one): In da hood / In space Spavce
3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes / No Yes washes away blood.
4.Fudgsicle
5.Yay
6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No never
9. Do you really want to make me cry? No
10. Cutest thing ever: one ...I have 6 rabbits and 1 foster rabbit. I am biased
11. Final Girl:Boss
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. __Stacie___________
14. Will you be my Valentine? No
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree
17. Chapstick: Apply with finger
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "caRIBian"
19. __All___ of the Dead:Love zombies
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your __c--t____".
1. I'll say yes knowing that I tend to join such forums and then not stop by. But a Final Girl forum can only be a good thing.
ReplyDelete2. LEPRECHAUN: In Space
3. Do you love a rainy night? Maybe.
4. Fudgicle
5. Terrycloth: Nay
6. Favorite Jason - pillowcase Jason
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Nay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No
9. Do you really want to make me cry? Strangely, yes.
10. Cutest thing ever: Two.
11. Final Girl: ginchy by a long shot.
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695: Jason vs. The Sun
14. Will you be my Valentine? Too late.
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yep. Too late.
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree.
17. Chapstick: From tube.
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: I prefer Billy Ocean's "Care-i-byoon"
19. _____ of the Dead: Shaun
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE: teen spirit.
1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
ReplyDeleteHell yes.
2. LEPRECHAUN In space!
3. Do you love a rainy night?
Yes, and I am only happy when it rains.
4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle"
5. Terrycloth: Yay.
6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason!
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay!
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No
9. Do you really want to make me cry? No
10. Cutest thing ever: one
11. Final Girl:
C) boss
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. Night of the Lepus: Return of the Killer Rabbits
14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Of course.
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Not a chance.
17. Chapstick: Apply with finger
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"
19. _____ of the Dead:
Do I really have to choose? Each Zombie is so precious to me.
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your...naughty bits."
1. Oh, hell yes.
ReplyDelete2. In space...where no one can hear your cabbage farts.
3. Yep. It's such a beautiful sight.
4.PRONOUNCED: Poo-covered phallus on a stick.
5. Terrycloth: Yay. Terryhawkinscloth? I'm directing this fucking movaaay!
6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason (even if he is only 100 thread count).
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: One Ice Cube up.
8. Do you really want to hurt me?
Hey...I am human and I need to be loved, just like anybody else does.
9. Do you really want to make me cry?
Yes...TEARS OF SHAMEFUL GRATITUDE. (I'm sure that there's a German term for that.)
10. Cutest thing ever: one / two / three
NONE OF THE ABOVE...SEE: http://static.flickr.com/139/323452783_d27629e89f_o.jpg
11. Final Girl:
A) hinky
B) ginchy
C) boss
D) gear
WRITE IN: The Shit...or perhaps Complete Tits. Maybe Fab?
12. Swearing: Heavens, no! / Fuck yeah!
Gods balls, certainly!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. My Complete Lack of Interest in the Career of M. Night Shamalayan
14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes / No
Nope. I gave my heart to Dyanne Thorn.
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? Yes / No
Nope.
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree / Disagree
What is, ferchrissakes?
17. Chapstick: Apply with finger / Apply from tube
Apply with penis.
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan" / "caRIBian"
"That GUy FROm Lord of the rIngs IS a Big FEMME"
19. _____ of the Dead:
A) Night
B) Dawn
C) Day
D) Land
E) Shaun
F) Box Social
C. I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN!
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your vagina - which, oddly enough, smells kinda like John Hinley's weiner".
1. sure
ReplyDelete2. In space if I had to pick one of those
3. Yes and Eddie Rabbit
4. fudg-sicle
5. Yay (rubbing against my netherlands)
6. A
7. Yay to a point and then just plain NAY!
8. No (boy george however, YES!)
9. See 8
10. Two
11. C
12. Fuck yeah
13. Incontinence
14. yes
15. yes
16. agree
17. tube
18. caRIBian
19. shaun
20. cunt
1. If I created a free forum where we could talk about whatevs, would you register and use it?
ReplyDeleteFUCK yeah
2. LEPRECHAUN (circle one): In space
3. Do you love a rainy night? Yes...and romantic walks along the beach
4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle"
5. Terrycloth: Yay
6. Favorite Jason...
B) hockey mask Jason from Final Chapter
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Yay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? Yes ...because I'm a karma-karma-karma chemeleon
9. Do you really want to make me cry? No...something something something...red gold and green
10. Cutest thing ever: one...because it's deadly. but I'm glad I now know what happened to Baby Jane with three
11. Final Girl:
C) boss
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. Ghidorah
14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? No
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Disagree
17. Chapstick: Apply from tube
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"
19. _____ of the Dead:
C) Day
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
"I can smell your Cunt...you must use Summer's Eve. Can I interest you in my assortment of Douches?"
OK, so the only question I really wanted to ask was #1...but hey, if you're gonna ask one question you'd might as well ask twenty.
ReplyDeleteI must say, I love all these answers- you people are really fucking funny. Jason vs The Sun? "I can smell your crab cakes"? Gold, people...gold.
I'll keep you all updated on the answer to question #1. In the meantime, you're all my Valentines. ..and it's pronounced "FUDGICLE"- I don't care if there's an S or not. It's silent!! :P
I hope 10 million people answer these questions, for the answers amuse me.
1. I would!
ReplyDelete2. In da hood forever!
3. Yes
4. Fudgsicle
5. Nay
6. Pillowcase
7. Nay-ver seen it.
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. TWO!
11. C
12. Fuck yeah!
13. My re-animated corpse!
14. No
15. Dear god, yes. In the theatre no less. I bought popcorn for that mess.
16. Totally Agree! Long live '80s Canadian horror!
17. Don't use.
18. I got both ways...like Billy Ocean himself.
19. Dawn
20. "Shampoo. Is that Prell? I love that!"
1. Probably
ReplyDelete2. In Space
3. Yes
4. Fudgesicle
5. Yay, I guess
6. Hockey mask Jason
7. Nay
8. No
9. No
10. #2
11. Boss
12. Fuck, yeah
13. The Wayans Bros. Based on a true story (hopefully)
14. I'm an Anti-Valentite
15. yes
16. agree
17. with the tube
18. CARibBeean
19. Night. First movie to scare the hell out of me.
20. c--t
I love that you say "fudgicle".
ReplyDelete1. Yep!
ReplyDelete2. LEPRECHAUN In space (if need be)
3. I love a rainy night
4.PRONOUNCED: "Fudgsicle" and I'll fight anyone who disagrees!
5. Terrycloth: Nay (I don't know why...I don't like somebody named Terry so maybe that's it)
6. Favorite Jason...
A) pillowcase Jason (I just got finished writing an article about this! Coming Monday. BTW, we should get started on that article thing I mentioned a million years ago...
7. GHOSTS OF MARS: Nay
8. Do you really want to hurt me? No
9. Do you really want to make me cry? Yes
10. Cutest thing ever: Throw them all into a woodchipper and pour the remains into a fountain sundae glass: that's cute.
11. Final Girl:
C) boss (but only because "tubular" and "bitchin'" weren't an option)
12. Swearing: Fuck yeah!
13. (fill in) Friday the 13th Part 59274648325695:
Jason vs. Future Sigmund Freud: The Oedipal Complex resolved!
14. Will you be my Valentine? Yes
15. Have you seen VALENTINE? No
16. It's not as good as MY BLOODY VALENTINE, is it? Agree
17. Chapstick: Apply from tube (who wants to wipe their fingers off all the time?)
18. "Caribbean" PRONOUNCED: "CARiBEEan"
19. _____ of the Dead:
A) Night
20. FINISH THE DIALOGUE:
Lecter: What did the man in the cell say to you?
Starling: He said, "I can smell your _cunt_".
1. I hate to commit to anything cause I say yes but then become lazy and don’t do things such as registering.
ReplyDelete2. Da hood for shnizle dizzle
3. As long as I don’t have to walk anywhere!!!
4. Fudgsicle
5. YAY HOO!!!!!
6. Hockey mask Jason is the one I always think of (plus it reminds me of the Nintendo game which was so sweet), but there is something appealing about pillow case Jason, I think it’s his backwoods hillbilly style.
7. Sure why not
8. No
9. Yes making people cry is my hobby
10. two. That bunny kinda creeps me out.
11. E. Bitchin’ I’m trying to bring the use of bitchin’ back. It’s just too bitchin’ to give up, but not as quite as bitchin’ as cool beans
12. fuck yeah fuckers!!
13. The Donald
14. Yes
15. No but I do love David Boreanaz
16. I have to go with no because of my aforementioned love of DB
17. I have when a questions asks to choose between finger and tube go with finger.
18. caRIBian
19. Box Social
20. Farts
Look, I'm gonna be a bastard and not answer this survey. Well, maybe later.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm too intimidated by all the other replies!
Although, a thought occurred to me:
you know when that little girl in POLTERGEIST is talking to the white noise on the TV screen, answering questions we can't hear?
What if the questions were...