Well, kids, I'm afraid I have to sign off for a time as the Final Girl Super Secret Clubhouse Headquarters moves approximately 46790977 miles to the left. I'll be back up and running as soon as I can- but I'm not expecting to be out, across, and in for about 10 days at least. But stranger things have happened, right? Keep your fingers crossed I don't get lost and disoriented and uh oh! Moving-truck-meets-Grand-Canyon-a-la-Thelma-and-Louise.
I know...I know. We'll all have to make it through this difficult time together- but when I'm back, I'll be back and better than ever, I swear! In the meantime, visit some other horror blogs. Visit some regular blogs. Go outside and play! Just...*sniff*...don't forget about me.
And enjoy this special goodbye video I made when I should have been, like, packing or something.
Be good! See you soon!
Moving, eh? I helped my father move from PA to AZ last August.
ReplyDeleteYeah.
Driving a full week straight.
That was "fun".
;^) Good luck!
Good luck and don't stop at any weird gas stations or pickup hitchhikers. Unless you want to...
ReplyDelete*Watches video* *Cries*
Thanks for the well-wishes, y'all. And yeah, Sad Man, I will DEFINITELY be staying away from creepy gas stations- I watched Wrong Turn not too long ago, after all! Maybe I should watch TCM before I go, too, just to drive the point home. :D
ReplyDeleteAnd don't ask why the kitty rocket ship peels out as it lifts off, because I have no idea why.
You'll be missed. Come back soon!
ReplyDeleteIt's so nice for me to have found this blog of yours, it's so interesting. I sure hope and wish that you take courage enough to pay me a visit in my PALAVROSSAVRVS REX!, and plus get some surprise. My blog is also so cool! Off course be free to comment as you wish.
ReplyDeleteI do not want to know what was coming out of the cat to propel it into the stratosphere like that...
ReplyDeleteCome back soon, I will try really hard to live without Final Girl...
(play cheesy slow, lonely song in background here)
Good luck with your move!
ReplyDeleteTo the left huh, hope you stay out of the desert...those hills do have eyes!
ReplyDeleteLook forward to your return! Drive safe, eat at as many Sonic's as you can:)
ReplyDeleteMake it back safely.
ReplyDeleteGodspeed, fair horror maven. Hope all goes well.
ReplyDeleteDon't pick up any hitchhikers, even if they look like Rutger Hauer.
Ok, especially if they look like Rutger Hauer.
And if Steve Zahn offers to show you a funny trick with your CB (because I know you have one), politely say, "No, thank you," and kick him out onto the highway at 87 mph. Better safe than sorry.
Hopefully right now you are in the middle of a completely normal and uneventful move. That way you will be back with us soon and safe.
ReplyDeleteThe Internet misses you, I totally heard it crying into it's pillow last night.
Well, 10 days is tomorrow. Hope I see a new post. :) I miss your reviews. They're so...uh...insightful (?) and witty,
ReplyDeleteGood luck,
-Body Boy (bodyhorror)