I just realized that these Wednesday title posts surely don't make a lick of sense to folks who don't remember my original middle o' the week news post, The Wednesday Bee. Then again, the running joke may only make sense to me regardless. Bah! Clearly Bea Arthur is as shocked as you are.Beware the monitor upon which you read this warning, for it may kill you! It could totally happen. I talk all about stuff like that, kinda, in this week's AMC column. We all know to stay away from haunted houses, but who knew that anything bad could ever happen in a bed?
Ahem.
It's Ghostella's Haunted Tomb time, bitches! Episode 2 stars the awesome Bridget McManus and is titled The Devil's Bum Bag, which tells you all you really need to know- there's a cursed fanny pack. This piece of crap, direct-to-VHS slasher is from the heady days of the early '90s, when films like these were a staple of USA's Up All Night and CGI still wasn't de rigeur in horror. You know, the glory days of junk!
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Love the new Ghostella episode. I have seen slashers a lot worse than this one, or at least a lot less entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI do hope the barbies will be back at some point though.
Actually, the best Bea Arthur gag has to be in the movie "Airheads" where they ask for her naked photos as demands for an insanity plea.
ReplyDelete"Bea Arthur...nice."
Oh my! I hope that grandpa isn't trying to evolve the "d*ck in a pizza box" joke to the level of a grill!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, he would be my hero if he did...
Fanny packs get a bum rap.
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ReplyDeleteBriefcase Lady is feeling it cause it looks like a pump, but feels like a sneaker. The Grillmaster is psyched because he feels like chicken tonight.
ReplyDeleteGhostella is a certifiable face-rocker! Keep up the good work!
Stacie, I think one of your episodes need to be titled "The Helling Of Haunt House" now.
ReplyDeleteAnd "shuddering in your shorts" sounds like something the AARP sends out pamphlets about. You may want to get that checked.
Is it said that I've never heard of them referred to as "bum bags?" On the other hand, Really liked the episode! That totally would have fit in with the "Up All Night" lineup.
ReplyDeleteand Yay! for the mention of "Deathbed" in your AMC column. I still have no idea why I enjoy that movie so much.
I just found your blog. Great idea to blog a guide of Horror movies. I'm gonna keep up with this one definitely
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ReplyDelete"The Helling Of Haunt House"
Holy crap, that's so awesome. I need to make that RIGHT NOW.
Pierce, I think 'bum bag' is more British-y..."The Devil's Fanny Pack" just doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.
I wonder if all these pictures of "excited" people with white backgrounds were taken at the same time/place.
Actually, that grandpa grill picture could double as a "cursed fanny pack" screen-cap.
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ReplyDeletedevil's bum bag: i quite enjoyed 'stab-cam.'
ReplyDeletebea arthur: my scariest bea arthur experience was seeing her sing in the star wars holiday special.
You need to insert the word WHO in between the words BUT and KNEW in the line just above where you type the word Ahem.
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ReplyDeleteCorey, I'm glad you enjoyed stab-cam...I know it makes no sense. It's so wrong, it's right!