Mind you, these aren't all from today, but that doesn't diminish their power! Feel free to hazard your guesses to the many, many questions in the comments.
sex goddess loses her wig
supernatural nudies
magic little nudies
- Clearly the two "nudies" searchers should meet and fall in love.
master of unlocking
- This one pleases me to no end.
horror movies good for the soul
- Why yes...yes, they are.
retro tits blog
- "retro tits" are almost as good as "worker boobs".
Naked Bea Arthur photos
- Really? REALLY?
what movie was it when a giant worm fucks a girl?
what it means if girl laughs at you at night club?
- Your fly is open?
if a girl uses a pen to masturbate what will happen?
- There's a Vagina Monologues joke in there somewhere...
girl with masturbating shoe
- A masturbating shoe? I'd pay real money to see that!
will you marry me with string?
- Sir, I wouldn't marry you with twine.
what does it mean when burning sunshine while been horny?
genie francis plastic surgery
- This has become my most frequent search hit, surpassing even "Shannon Tweed nude".
what if a car has a wig on that stink like a terd would I still love her.
- Car...has wig...that stinks? You know, putting a bunch of words in a row doesn't necessarily constitute a sentence.
I once knew a chick named annie may oooh
- Good for you! Celebrate this moment of your life with some International Coffee.
It amazes me that people sometimes click through to Final Girl when the search results come up. I'm also amazed by what people are searching for.
You said it, Charles Nelson Reilly!Previous editions of These Are Some Google Search Terms People Have Typed In And Subsequently Found Their Way To Final Girl can be found HERE and HERE.
*it amuses me
Yeah, but do these posts increase the number of "Charles Nelson Reilly" searches that eventually find their way to Final Girl?
ReplyDeleteBecause that would be kinda cool.
Lair of the White Worm?
ReplyDeleteMasturbating shoe? Hmm...
Just be glad you didn't think it'd be a good idea to have a blog with the word "Bleeding" in the title. I regularly get "Bleeding" attached to any other word I've ever used, some are less pleasant to think about than others.
ReplyDeleteOn an unrelated note, Anna Faris had her birthday yesterday. Saw it by accident on IMDB, and decided to seek out a film of hers (that I hadn't seen ) to celebrate the occasion.
ReplyDeleteSmiley Face, I found, and it was a treat even if it wasn't a horror-movie and before I start rambling I'll boil it down to this : I totally reccomend Smiley Face.
I know it's kinda off-topic, and maybe even kinda off-blog, but hey, it's Anna Faris! Right?
oh my god, i was so meant for this site! slasher movies of the 70's and 80's are my lifeblood!
ReplyDeletep.s. magic little nudies was me. sorry.
I keep getting "zaror sex", which leads them to my piece on Chilean martial artist Marco Zaror. Really strange thing is, all these searches come from the Middle East - Egypt, Saudi Arabian, Morocco, even Iran. Can someone clue me is as to its Arabic meaning? I'd like to know.
ReplyDeletePeople really, really scare me. REALLY!
ReplyDeleteI just (2 days ago) found Final Girl through my first foray into blog searches for horror related sites (LOTTD specifically) to see if there is need/room for another blogged voice. Your site has me laughing hysterically! I'll definitely be staying tuned.
ReplyDeleteWhat Does it Mean When Burning Sunshine While Been Horny is my favorite Japanese soap opera.
ReplyDeletewhat movie was it when a giant worm fucks a girl?
ReplyDeleteFrom what I remember of my childhood in the 80s that would be Galaxy of Terror. I also recall that a post-Happy Days Erin Moran suffered a really unpleasant death in that movie.
God, I loved the movie "Airheads".
ReplyDelete-Takes a look at photos- "Bea Arthur...nice." :D
Galaxy of Terror! woohoo!
ReplyDeleteThis post has me worried about my own previous google searches that might show up on some blog at some point...
ReplyDeleteI keep thinking it wasn't that weird/sick/disturbing what I tried to google....
Is it sad or awesome (or somehow both) that I know that 'worm fucks a girl' movie is Galaxy Of Terror.
ReplyDeleteI have a ton of fun looking at what search terms turn up my own blog. I haven't had any as good as yours, but just recently I have been getting some for zak bagans muscle , does zak bagans have a girlfriend, and colin ferguson nude.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know how to track this sort of thing, though I'd love to be able to. I'm too knew to blogging to get anything interesting, I'm sure, but still...
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