FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!
This is the character that, in all of the slashers I've seen, I wanted to die the most. Not because she was a nerd or . . . less than attractive. But because her friend say that she needs a "little touch up" and she then proceeds to shellack 5 lbs of makeup on her face & 2 cans of hairspray on her!!!!
Then has the "balls" to boast, "touch up, my ass!"
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Maddy be looking FIERCE!
Shoulda just stayed out of that tool shed, lady.
-Ben
Lotsa Philly women still wear their hair like that.
Awww...my favourite character from The New Blood. Wish she'd been the final girl...
Let's not understate the beauty of that Jacob's Ladderesque table lamp in the background.
This is the character that, in all of the slashers I've seen, I wanted to die the most. Not because she was a nerd or . . . less than attractive.
But because her friend say that she needs a "little touch up" and she then proceeds to shellack 5 lbs of makeup on her face & 2 cans of hairspray on her!!!!
Then has the "balls" to boast, "touch up, my ass!"
A sickle has never been put to better use.
Yes.
JA: LOVE the icon. "A-DO-BE"
2ndsuitor, I'm with you. She gets all "kiss my grits" about a "little touch up" after...you know...giving herself a MAJOR touchup.
What a dummy.
That's Jesus hair if ever I've seen it.
No No No. None of you are getting it. Maddy was just saying she didn't need a LITTLE touch up. She needed A LOT.
YES! I love when she makes herself over into a hussy on the second floor of the house, then goes out a door and teleports into the woods!
I just discovered this blog & it rocks!!
Oh Maddy, you sure got the final "touch up" cortesy of good ol' Jason, didn't you?
HAHAHAH....this uglatto always made me LOL!
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