Alright, so none of you is a jerk. I just tend to lash out at people who don't do what I tell them to do, probably because I'm some sort of megalomaniac. Man, life was so much easier when I was but a Lego maniac.
Anyhoo, behold the mighty creativity of people who visit the internet!
Astrogirl, the one who started this idea
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Vicki
"Themes of love found, then lost, then imprisoned, and eventually eaten by the walking dead..."
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Will Brownridge, Hagi's Movie-a-Day
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Michael
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RC
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The Dark, The Dark in the Dark
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Placenta Ovaries
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Corey, Evil on Two Legs
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Placenta Ovaries
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Corey, Evil on Two Legs
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I sincerely hope some Hollywood Fat Cat sees these posters and does the right thing. Look at these ideas! Briefcase Woman! Tom Atkins! Linnea Quigley! Motorcycle Cars! A Jason who can swim! Carnies! These need to be seen.
8 comments:
Mamet directs Amy Steel in My Bloody Briefcase? Motorcycle Car, a car that is also a motorcycle? We should all feel shame and an unhealthy amount of despair over the fact that these are not actual films.
These are awesome! I would pay to see each and every one of them.
Some of those were hilarious! I agree, I'd put my hard earned dollars down for those!
I already felt pretty inadequate when I couldn't do anything really interesting with that online tool in order to participate. Now having seen the results, I know I am less of a man.
Unununed! My Bloody Briefcase! I must try harder next time. By that I mean I just have to DO something.
Thank you Stacie for posting my crappy artwork! You are the bee's knees!
Mike Petrik
Hombre Films
Jason and the Argonauts=Genius.
That's the way-uh-huh, uh-huh,
I like it! Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Illustrations! That's where the fun starts!
~ Bernie
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