Alright, so none of you is a jerk. I just tend to lash out at people who don't do what I tell them to do, probably because I'm some sort of megalomaniac. Man, life was so much easier when I was but a Lego maniac.
Anyhoo, behold the mighty creativity of people who visit the internet!
Astrogirl, the one who started this idea
Vicki
"Themes of love found, then lost, then imprisoned, and eventually eaten by the walking dead..."
Will Brownridge, Hagi's Movie-a-Day
Michael
RC
The Dark, The Dark in the Dark
Placenta Ovaries
Corey, Evil on Two Legs
Placenta Ovaries
Corey, Evil on Two Legs
I sincerely hope some Hollywood Fat Cat sees these posters and does the right thing. Look at these ideas! Briefcase Woman! Tom Atkins! Linnea Quigley! Motorcycle Cars! A Jason who can swim! Carnies! These need to be seen.
Mamet directs Amy Steel in My Bloody Briefcase? Motorcycle Car, a car that is also a motorcycle? We should all feel shame and an unhealthy amount of despair over the fact that these are not actual films.
ReplyDeleteThese are awesome! I would pay to see each and every one of them.
ReplyDeleteSome of those were hilarious! I agree, I'd put my hard earned dollars down for those!
ReplyDeleteI already felt pretty inadequate when I couldn't do anything really interesting with that online tool in order to participate. Now having seen the results, I know I am less of a man.
ReplyDeleteUnununed! My Bloody Briefcase! I must try harder next time. By that I mean I just have to DO something.
ReplyDeleteThank you Stacie for posting my crappy artwork! You are the bee's knees!
ReplyDeleteMike Petrik
Hombre Films
Jason and the Argonauts=Genius.
ReplyDeleteThat's the way-uh-huh, uh-huh,
ReplyDeleteI like it! Uh-huh, uh-huh!
Illustrations! That's where the fun starts!
~ Bernie