FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!
Wow! another medium shot. thats almost 3 in a row. what are the odds? it must be some unwritten rule of horror. things are just scarier if u edit a medium shot when its 2345 on the timeline.
I was always so distracted by this fellow's awesome Eighties wardrobe that I never noticed he was wearing the police officer's fake mustache for eyebrows.
See, this is the blessing that is 23:45. All anyone remembers from Sleepaway Camp is Angela, Ricky, Angela Jr., Meg, Judy, the kid who sings hey bob-a-ree-bob, the pervy chef, the pervy camp owner, the black dude who works in the kitchen, Ronnie, Ronnie's shorts, the good-looking tough kid who's probably gay, Aunt Martha, Angela and Peter's gay dads, the girl who cries about "helping the people" after the motor boat accident...but NO ONE ever remembers Mr. Eye Brows. Consider that rectified!
I still wish 23:45 had come a few seconds earlier - right as that kid slams his face into the other kid's ass. Is that wrong of me? (oh yes.. you knew I'd know)
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Wait a minute...WHO has a penis!?!
Wow! another medium shot. thats almost 3 in a row. what are the odds? it must be some unwritten rule of horror. things are just scarier if u edit a medium shot when its 2345 on the timeline.
I was always so distracted by this fellow's awesome Eighties wardrobe that I never noticed he was wearing the police officer's fake mustache for eyebrows.
I think this is him now. If so, looks like he's still opposed to sleeves: http://horror.com/images/article_images/2003/11_25_sleepaway/sleepaway02.jpg
Those eyebrows are...um...yeah.
See, this is the blessing that is 23:45. All anyone remembers from Sleepaway Camp is Angela, Ricky, Angela Jr., Meg, Judy, the kid who sings hey bob-a-ree-bob, the pervy chef, the pervy camp owner, the black dude who works in the kitchen, Ronnie, Ronnie's shorts, the good-looking tough kid who's probably gay, Aunt Martha, Angela and Peter's gay dads, the girl who cries about "helping the people" after the motor boat accident...but NO ONE ever remembers Mr. Eye Brows. Consider that rectified!
Srsly.. those are straight up Egyptian pharaoh-brows.
-Ben
I still wish 23:45 had come a few seconds earlier - right as that kid slams his face into the other kid's ass. Is that wrong of me? (oh yes.. you knew I'd know)
-Ben
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