FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!
Blue-shirt guy? Pay attention to your final girl, there - looking over your shoulder while walking through the deep dark woods automatically earns you 500 survival points...
And Stacie, I can't believe you trashed Jeepers Creepers in your Wrong Turn review. The Creeper was righteous! Despite having wings and super-speed, he chose to drive a scary old beat-up truck. He even goes through the hassle of filling out a form at the DMV to have his licence plate customized.
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Blue-shirt guy? Pay attention to your final girl, there - looking over your shoulder while walking through the deep dark woods automatically earns you 500 survival points...
And Stacie, I can't believe you trashed Jeepers Creepers in your Wrong Turn review. The Creeper was righteous! Despite having wings and super-speed, he chose to drive a scary old beat-up truck. He even goes through the hassle of filling out a form at the DMV to have his licence plate customized.
That's pretty damn badass.
So many mixed feelings about this movie. On one hand, I grew up in the boonies of WV. On the other, Dushku.
Dushku hotness...
You almost feel sorry for 'the guy' in the film, who thought this movie would be his big break.
Not that he knows he will be instantly upstaged by Dushku hotness.
Simple fact is that Joe Lynch perfected this crap with his awesome sequel WRONG TURN 2.
OK, but what GUY has ever gotten his big break from a horror film, anyway? Seriously.
"OK, but what GUY has ever gotten his big break from a horror film, anyway?"
Kevin Bacon.
Wrong Turn 3 was a huge piece of crap. Worse than that, even. Ugh, I HATED IT.
Johnny Deep is another guy who got his big break of a horror movie... just sayin'
To continue the theme..
"OK, but what GUY has ever gotten his big break from a horror film, anyway?"
Johnny Depp
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