Well, whatever it is you're doing, just think- it could involve Uwe Boll. That's right, the Doctor will be doing a 2 hour signing at Spudic's Movie Empire this Saturday, 11/7, from 6-8pm. Bring along your copies of Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne and tell him how much you love him...or challenge him to fisticuffs or some such. How you choose to spend your moments with Dr. Boll is up to you!Spudic's Movie Empire
5910 Van Nuys Blvd
Van Nuys CA 91401
Better to just get your Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance poster signed and then back away slowly. That way you don't get beat up and you have a handsome new wall hanging!
ReplyDeleteWow - it's all of his movies, distilled into simple picture form!
ReplyDeleteUgh. Even the guy's finger looks oafish and inept.
ReplyDeleteI think his films are fantastic...much better than anything that Roland Emmerich has ever made. In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale is a masterpiece.
ReplyDeleteThat finger could kick your ass, Spazmo. In fact, I suspect you will hear a challenge from said finger to duke it out in the ring. You've been warned.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is like the Rob Liefield of horror movies.
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No matter how ya feel about the guy, you have to respect him. Anyone that can continue to get work after making such horrendous films (aside from Michael Bay, of course, who should never be allowed to touch a camera again) just deserves a prize or something.
ReplyDeleteChris - the only respectable skill here is Boll's Bob-Guccione-like exploitation of the German tax laws that allow him to continually finance his film career / plot to destroy humanity.
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