Don't feel hopeless, friends! All you have to do is head over to AMC's website. Seriously, that's it. Remember when I used to write for them? Well, they're resurrecting my crusty old corpse for a few pieces this month- it's Fearfest time and all- and the first has appeared. It involves voting, and I know how much you love that sort of thing.
Voting for what? To decide who's better: Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers. No matter what, we're ALL winners!
I finally realized what that particular goofy Michael Myers mask resembles - DATA from STTNG.
ReplyDeleteNow I want to imagine Data stalking people with a knife.
Who's better? better at what?
ReplyDeleteBeing an overused marketing campaign for production houses that have run out of original concepts?
Being rehashed to the point that the original spirit of the movie character is all but forgotten?
Being morphed into some inpossible creation so far removed from the human element the character originally inhabited?
I guess it's kind of a tie in them stakes. both characters have been raped & stripped of their dignity and reduced to a cardboard cut-out of themselves, with the dollar return becoming the bottom line & driving force behind the next installment of each movie.
altho i do feel Jason has been sold out more.
meh...
Is that an Invader Zim reference?
ReplyDeleteYes, stonerphonic, who is better at all of those things?
ReplyDeleteCody, I am ashamed to say no, it's not.
that is one hell of a messed up face ... almost like the fella in the goonies.
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I have nothing to add here, but reading Jeffrey's comment, I kind of had to go find this:
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