Nov 19, 2010

Such apologies...

...to you, my friends, for my lack of updates this week. Sometimes, it's how it goes, yes? Still, I know you must be aching and breaking in your heart place, and so I drew you a picture to assuage some of the pain. It's Michael Myers riding a shark who can walk like a man and shoot lasers out of its mouth vs. Jason Voorhees riding a bear who can fly and breathe fire, whilst Belial parachutes in, his allegiances unknown and his motivations unclear. Click to embiggen!

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  1. THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER. Seriously. I can now forgive your lack of updates! =P

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  2. Hmmm... I think there's a major motion picture here. Maybe?

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  3. Man does that shark look bored.

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  4. "Man does that shark look bored."

    He can walk like a man, and therefore feels extra spiteful about being ridden like a horse!

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  5. Is this soon to be SyFy movie starring Debbie Gibson, Richard Dean Anderson and whoever the hell played Natalie on "The Facts Of Life"?

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  6. Glancing first at the picture, I thought that was Meatwad parachuting out of the sky to save the day. Alas, it tis belial, and, unknown agenda or not, he should peobably stay clear of this epic tussle.

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  7. "He can walk like a man, and therefore feels extra spiteful about being ridden like a horse!"

    Seems fair. And lets hope that poor bear is flame proof. Else his hands might be a little toasty.

    Also, why wasn't Myers included in the Freddy vs. Jason hullabaloo? What kind of shafting is that?

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  8. "lets hope that poor bear is flame proof..."

    Yes, don't worry- his fur is made of asbestos. This doesn't particularly bode well for Jason in the long run, but ultimately I don't think he cares.

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  9. It certainly seems like a battle destined for tragedy. Reminds me of Bart and Lisa kicking and swinging their arms while bravely marching towards certain mutual destruction.

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  10. This reminds me of this comic:

    http://thechedda.com/art/sea-bear-grizzly-shark

    which, incidentally features the greatest cauterize the wound scene EVER!

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  11. Am I the only one who sees this tale ending with lots of animated hearts floating about? Drawing = ultimate rom-com.

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  12. I'm betting poor Belial is just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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  13. this was pretty awesome...until my wifey walked in and saw me giving them voices and storylines...

    actually it was still awesome.

    belial was all "don't fight guys hug it out" and then of course turned on them both.

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  14. Is this Thorzul's future desktop background?

    Methinks YES!

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  15. Stacie, all of your drawings need to be put together in one book. It would make a fine addition to my coffee table and a conversation piece. Do it. Do it now.

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  16. If by "book" you mean "stapled together print-outs", it's all ready to go! :D

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  17. Cool pic, I'm battling my way through a Sunday morning hang-over and decided to colour it in like a 5-year-old would, because that's how intelligent I feel right now. The lense flare is starting to make my eyes hurt.
    http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1585/jasonvsmikevsbelial.jpg

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  18. It's just like my dreams! ;-)

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  19. Oh my gawd, Professor, that's AMAZING! :D The lens flares...oh, the lens flares! And you're right, this should totally take place in space.

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  20. Always new Belial was pink, ha!

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  21. Haha glad you liked it, yeah instead of Jason X or Freddy Vs Jason they should have gone with Jason Vs Michael Vs Belial... in space!

    I just realised I coloured in the sharks laser beam like eye beams when it should be solid, fail!
    In my defence I wasn't hungover but still very drunk!

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  22. Stacie's original was already an amazing concept but WOW KungFuProfessor you just made it concentrated awesome in a fun size package. Bravo!

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