No waiting for the magic of distribution. No making my computer cry by burning...umm...tens and tens of copies. Fancy shrink-wrappedness and all that.
The price is but mere! MERE I SAY! If you're in the US (and why aren't you??), it's $11 which includes shipping. If you're not in the US, then it's $14 including shipping. That's a pretty good deal, right?
So! What do you get? A DVD, duh. The DVD features the movie (duh), a commentary track for said movie with me and Shannon Lark (warning: informative, but goofy), and 10-minute (or so) interview with Shannon Lark. Oh, and you get good karma for supporting indie horror! And you also get the opportunity to shower me with flames if you hate it.
There you go. Let's do this shit.
Lovely. But where do I buy the 'puppies'?
ReplyDeleteOh, the puppies are free! They're right here, in the back of my van...just a little further there, towards the back. Say, are you about a size 14?
ReplyDeleteBloody cheek. Not the kind of puppies I was looking for but I'll take what I can get.
ReplyDeleteOhh, THOOOOSE puppies. Well, I'm hoping that this will become wildly successful and someone will make a porn parody. Dream come true and all that.
ReplyDeleteSold! And I also bought a lawn chair so I can camp out in front of the mailbox until it arrives.
ReplyDeleteDone!
ReplyDeleteNow all you other peeps get pur chasing!
Oh, and a porn parody legitimizes all films. I can see it now. Stacie Pornder's 'LaidLow'...
Ch-ching!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait.
Have you thought about trying to raise money via Kickstarter? Several friends have had great success using it: www.kickstarter.com. It's donation-driven, but you offer rewards (like a DVD) to donors. Just a thought!
ReplyDeleteI did consider it, but I figured that this would be more direct.
ReplyDeleteI am using IndieGoGo (similar to Kickstarter) to raise funds for my next film, though. Fingers crossed!
Man, I hope this whole 'blog' and 'i made a movie'stuff isnt all a nefarious plan to get my 14U$ away from me, poor brazilian boy...
ReplyDeleteIt is! Sure, the blog has been five years in the making and the movie almost two, but when I think about all the pizza $14 will buy me...this con is alllllll worth it!
ReplyDeleteI just put my pre-order in. Can't wait to see it!
ReplyDeleteSold! Paypal is magical.
ReplyDeleteWheee! My order is in. Merry early-ChristmaHanuKwanzaSolstice to me!
ReplyDeleteI'm in, looking forward to seeing it!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I'll place an order next week, as soon as I get some dough.
ReplyDeleteFantastic! Got the DVD today!
ReplyDeleteCool! I hope you like it. Thanks for ordering!!
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