Jan 7, 2011

awesome movie poster friday - the RANDOM edition!

Oh, you know...just some random awesomeness from some random movies I've reviewed.
  • The Horrible House on the Hill is perhaps better known as Devil Times Five. They both translate to "crap", however.
  • Who would have thought that Dominique would have such rad posters?
  • Poor person in Dead & Buried. Not only does he have a needle sticking in his eye, but he's also got a miniature arm growing out of his neck!
  • These have got me jonesin' to get all gorked out and watch Hell Night. I loves me some Hell Night!
  • Has there ever been a more nauseatingly suggestive poster than that for The Initiation, or am I just seeing things?















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  1. Hey now! Give "The Devil Times Five" a little love... it's not perfect, but I wouldn't call it crap. It's got some great atmosphere and DEATH BY PIRANHA - in a bathtub!

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  2. HUMONGOUS has to be one of the worst shot and lit movies of the 80's. I wonder if someone forgot to pay the electric bill.That peek the poster gives of the deformed killer is more than the actual film gives us.

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  3. The "The Initiation" poster is great, but shouldn't she be wearing some big fluffy slippers?

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  4. Ok, as always I gotta pass on the Thai.

    Sapık dönüyor means The Pervert Returns (in Turkish).

    Japanese Hell Night (ヘルナイト) is a transliteration: Heru Naito.

    French Dominique is something like The Terrifying Eyes or The Eyes of Terror.

    Japanese Dead & Buried is baffling to me. It's Zongeria. I have no idea what that means.

    And, that's all folks…

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  5. I saw DEVIL TIMES FIVE on TV as a kid, and it scared the living shit out of me. So, maybe I'm a bit biased, but I love it, despite it's problems (it was cobbled together from two different shoots). I even have the other theatrical one sheet under the DT5 title.

    Also, the girl in the INITIATION poster is clearly supposed to be a candle wearing a nightie. There's nothing suggestive about it at all. Perv. :P

    My word verification is "ablob", which I find offensive. Sure I could lose a few pounds, but there's no need to throw around insults like that.

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  6. I love Hell Night too, I try to watch it once every couple years. Linda Blair did another movie around the same time called Grotesque. Anybody see that one? I highly recommend it if you can find it.
    deb

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  7. "Dominique" just reminds me of that Louis XIV song "A Letter to Dominique" which is a bouncy, but grisly, tune.

    http://tinyurl.com/4bnxgzo

    Sadly, this was the only YouTube vid I could find with the studio version of that song...

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  8. That MADMAN poster asks us a stupid question. No, identifying the killer is totally not a challenge. He's right there with the hair and overalls.

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