Holy moley, this movie looks like such a total CGI-laden 3D shitshow, and I do not care a whit. Not a single whit! NOT ONE WHIT I SAY. I will watch the fuck out of it after its October 4 release, and I would absolutely hang that poster on my wall because it is a gorgeous illustration and there is a praying mantis in Dracula's hair and there is Asia Argento as Lucy and it is all just lovely.
And lest that poster fool you into thinking it won't be a big steaming pile, here's the trailer to reassure you. I can't wait for this!
FABULOUS
ReplyDeleteI want this movie inside of me!
ReplyDeleteIsn't this already available? I watched it on my computer but I don't remember how. My suggestions for viewing are much alcohol and possible cosplay as Dracula, Van Helsing, or Lucy.
ReplyDeleteI saw this movie I think I can safely say that no great director has ever made a worse movie.
ReplyDeleteI went to a screening at HorrorHound Weekend, but the disc was corrupted and there was no backup. :(
ReplyDeleteDarcy, I wouldn't necessarily see that as a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteIf you still have an ounce of respect for Argento's legacy you will avoid seeing this as strenuously as possible.
Dario Argento has broken my heart Fredo style...
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@Al Bruno III: Time to send Dario out in the boat to go fishing.
ReplyDeleteThe poster is the only redeeming thing about this film.
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