Well. I hope you're pleased with yourselves. VAMPIRE PUPPY WAS ELIMINATED. I just...I...
I'm going to try to resist the urge to burn this whole blog down!
It's Final Four time! Michael Myers took down Jason Voorhees to win the Slashers & Psychos division. As I said, some total asshole defeated Vampire Puppy to take the Animals & Monsters crown, while Carrie White handily defeated Phantasm's Silver Sphere over in Weirdos & Weird Shit. She's on a quiet march to total domination! Will she be Prom Queen for real, or will you all dump a bucket of pig blood on her and ruin her night?
And as for the battle to win in Ghosts, Vampires, Zombies, and Demons...it was a tie. A straight-up tie, 85 votes to both Dracula and Nosferatu. I guess it falls to me, then, to name a victor. I choose...
VAMPIRE PUPPY!
Alas, I can't do that. But I must bequeath the coffin of triumph (whatever that is), and so I bequeath it to...Nosferatu. Ooh, I feel as powerful as one hundred Naked Space Vampires!
Time to vote as the ones and twos all vie for this most prestigious title ("Winner"). Polls are open until midnight EST!
Damnit, Ponder! How am I supposed to choose? Hooooow? Whyyyyy? Whoooooo?
ReplyDeleteid like to see myers & carrie start dating
ReplyDeleteI would like some fanfic about Carrie dating the other three semifinalists, Bridget Jones style, and having to ultimately choose which guy is best for her, like Bridget chose Colin Firth in the fake snow. Someone get on this please and thank you.
ReplyDeleteAlas, my predictions were ruined by interference. I thought we had something, Ponder... Have you forgotten about Drac Fu?
ReplyDeleteGross scary faces are my Kryptonite!!
ReplyDeleteNooooo! It's gonna be Carrie vs. Michael Myers! That's basically Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood!
ReplyDeleteDemocracy doesn't work.
ReplyDeleteLot's of chalk up there Stacie, cause Pazuzu will take them all!
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