Programming Note

Dear Fine People: We interrupt your regular SHOCKtober programming to inform you that SHOCKtober will return on Monday. Your guide to the totally macabre thought she could simultaneously manage real-life entertaining duties and cyber entertaining duties this weekend but it turns out that she has not leveled up sufficiently in time management or multi-tasking.

SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY (scary Vincent Price voice from Michael Jackson's Thriller video)

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