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Aug 15, 2024

Chilling Classics Cthursday: A BUCKET OF BLOOD (1959)

If you're still wigged out over the black-n-white beatnik-n-bongos stylings of previous Chilling Classic The Bloody Brood, well you're about to blow your jets, daddy-o, because today we're heading back to the café and diving into A Bucket of Blood

There ain't much to this li'l black comedy, to be honest, what, with its scant 64-minute runtime. But hey, those 64 minutes come courtesy of Roger Corman in the director's seat and feature Dick Miller in the leading role--so what kind of John Joe Jim Jerk wouldn't want to check it out? I don't want to know!

Miller stars as Walter Paisley, a simple and affable busboy in a beatnik café. He soaks up every saxophone toot and line of poetry, parroting their beat ethos and trying his darndest to become an artist himself so's to earn a little respect and, hopefully, win the heart of pretty patron Carla (Barboura Morris). Unfortunately for Walter, his artistic abilities add up to precisely zilch.

But all is not lost! When he accidentally kills his landlady's cat, inspiration strikes and soon Paisley presents café patrons with his first successful sculpture, simply called "Dead Cat."

As you probably anticipated, it's a hit and there's more demand for Paisley's "genius." When a wacky heroin mixup with an undercover cop sees Walter lashing out in self-defense, he's got a new sculpture to unveil: "Murdered Man."

Side note, it always trips me up when heroin is mentioned in films from anytime before...oh, let's say 1992. Heroin just feels like a 90s invention to me, even if I know it ain't.

And on and on. Walter must go to more and more extremes to keep up the charade, even as he basks in his newfound elevation from busboy to king of the café. I wonder if he had the duds, a beret, and a cigarette holder already, anticipating the day he'd become a "real artist," or if he went and purchased them with his "Dead Cat" earnings. Either way, I delight in it.

Look, are you going to be "sick, sick, sick from LAUGHING" as the film's poster claims? Personally I was not, but even my dour ass found A Bucket of Blood smile-worthy. Anything that takes the piss out of snooty artist types (especially those who don't simply own their snootiness) is fine by moi, and Corman and Co have a good time doing it. The implied violence is actually a wee bit brutal, the cast is winsome, and the beatnik vibes are an undeniable gas. Miller--already a Corman mainstay by 1959--is terrific as Walter Paisley, a nebbish you can't help but root for even with his misplaced ideals and flashes of serious creepiness. 

Yet again, I got my kicks with a real cookin' Chilling Classic. Thinking about covering this one in clay and calling it "Fun Movie."

6 comments:

Scott said...

Just watched this the other day! Fun fact - Dick Miller played a character named Walter Paisley six different times.

Stacie Ponder said...

Really? :D All Corman? I know he loved to reuse sets and footage, I guess character names wouldn't be a stretch

The Flashback Fanatic said...

As you probably know, Corman cranked out another flick in a hellbent hurry reusing the sets from A BUCKET OF BLOOD for his horror-comedy follow up, THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1960). It's an absolute riot, yet I still prefer this earlier film's mix of satire, melancholy, and horror. This horror hound and beatnik wannabe has always dug it.
This starring lead in the film is definitely Dick Miller's best role, yet his own personal favorite was the small part of Walter Paisley, the occult bookshop owner in THE HOWLING (1981).

Stacie Ponder said...

Ah I didn't clock that! Although honestly it's been several dogs' ages since I've seen the OG Little Shop. (Or the Steve Martin version.) I love that there's a Paisley in The Howling! Another movie I haven't seen in forever. And I haven't seen many of the sequels at all...hmm, maybe I need a Howling week around here.

Jason Adams said...

Was this your first time with this, Stacie? It's one of my faves, I find the beatnik razzing hilarious and Dick Miller is such a gem. What I would give for a "Dead Cat" statue of my own. Come on, NECA!

Stacie Ponder said...

It was indeed my first time! Sometimes it feels like I've seen it all, but how wrong that is. There are so many treasures hiding in the nooks and crannies (alongside the crumbs). Honestly, bless Chilling Classics ㅠ.ㅠ