FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Oct 20, 2024

SHOCKtober: 284-257


Now, dear reader, we are getting down to the nitties AND the gritties. It's a good thing I finally have some candy corns at hand, they are giving me the necessary power to type out all these fine films that received two votes each

284. Evilspeak -- 1981, Eric Weston
283. Evil Dead Rise -- 2023, Lee Cronin
282. Dumplings -- 2004, Fruit Chan
281. Donnie Darko -- 2001, Richard Kelly
280. Deliverance -- 1972, John Boorman
279. Dead Silence -- 2007, James Wan
278. Dead Ringers -- 1988, David Cronenberg
277. Dead of Night -- 1945, Alberto Cavalcanti, Charles Crichton, Basil Dearden, and Robert Hamer
276. Dead Alive (aka Braindead) -- 1992, Peter Jackson
275. Cure -- 1997, Kiyoshi Kurosawa
274. Creepshow 2 -- 1987, Michael Gornick
273. Creature from the Black Lagoon -- 1954, Jack Arnold
272. Climax -- 2018, Gaspar NoĆ©
271. The City of the Dead (aka Horror Hotel) -- 1960, John Llewellyn Moxey
270. Child's Play -- 1988, Tom Holland
269. Child's Play 2 -- 1990, John Lafia
268. Censor -- 2021, Prano Bailey-Bond
267. Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror -- 1981, Andrea Bianchi
266. Brain Damage -- 1988, Frank Henenlotter
265. Battle Royale -- 2000, Kinji Fukasaku
264. Bad Ronald -- 1974, Buzz Kulik
263. Color Out of Space -- 2019, Richard Stanley

And with that we bid farewell to the couples and make way for the throuples. That's right, each of the following films received three votes!
  
262. Wolfen -- 1981, Michael Wadleigh
261. White Zombie -- 1932, Victor Halperin
260. Wes Craven's New Nightmare -- 1994, Wes Craven
259. Vampyr -- 1932, Carl Theodor Dreyer
258. Tucker and Dale vs Evil -- 2010, Eli Craig
257. They Live -- 1988, John Carpenter

  • Be sure to pair up Dumplings (or even the short version of it from Three...Extremes) with The Substance for a grand ol' time. Or just watch Dumplings because Bai Ling is so good in it. Or just watch The Substance because Demi Moore is so good in it. Look, just do whatever you want okay!!!
  • I'll say it: Creepshow 2 is really underrated, and I'm not just saying that because of "The Raft!" The whole thing is really entertaining--I think the issue is mostly that the "comic book" elements and overall style aren't nearly as strong as they are in the first film. Additionally, the cast isn't as strong by a long shot (though please, it's got George Kennedy and Dorothy Lamour?? And Lois Chiles?? so there). But come on, it's a lot of fun and its appearance today is filling me with love for it. Of course "The Raft" is beloved by everyone. But "Thanks for the ride, lady!" is iconic, and the first segment? YES it's problematic as heck but at least while watching it "oh my god, that's the gruff detective from Mindhunter as the Native dude??" and then you can go on for a while about how Mindhunter was so good and canceled way too soon. Follow me for more lifestyle tips!
  • A reader on Vampyr: "Few movies really truly feel dreamlike as in 'like a dream' but everything in Vampyr has that foggy, barely present feeling you get when trying to remember a dream the following morning, only to have it slip away as your brain more fully awakens."
  • Oh, Burial Ground. I do so love love love Italian zombie movies, even when they occasionally break my psyche. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about!
  • A reader on Child's Play 2 (though they're all aces, this one is my personal fave of the Chucky saga!): "Grace Zabriskie, Beth Grant, Jenny Agutter, AND Emily Valentine?? This one is all about the ladies. Kyle is so cool and iconic and I would kill to have her as my older pseudo-sister. Everything about the climax in the toy factory is sheer perfection." 
  • What did you do to celebrate the recent birthday of Wes Craven's New Nightmare? Did you...watch Wes Craven's New Nightmare? I just hope that at least you didn't forget to send her a card. Or AT LEAST at least a text.

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