SHOCKtober: 592-565

So many one-vote-each perfect movies on today's chunk o' list that my pants are completely full. Of what, exactly, I leave to your imagination.

592. Mansion of the Doomed -- 1976, Michael Pataki

591. Maniac Cop -- 1988, William Lustig

590. Manhunter -- 1986, Michael Mann

589. Magic -- 1978, Richard Attenborough

588. Madman -- 1981, Joe Giannone

587. Mad Monster Party? -- 1967, Jules Bass

586. The Machine Girl -- 2008, Noboru Iguchi

585. M3GAN -- 2022, Gerard Johnstone

584. Love Massacre -- 1981, Patrick Tam

583. Lord of Illusions -- 1995, Clive Barker

582. Look What's Happened to Rosemary's Baby -- 1976, Sam O'Steen

581. Lo -- 2009, Travis Betz

580. Lifeforce -- 1985, Tobe Hooper

579. Let Us Prey -- 2014, Brian O'Malley

578. Left Bank (aka Linkeroever) -- 2008, Pieter Van Hees

577. The Last House on the Left -- 1972, Wes Craven

576. Las poquianchis -- 1976, Felipe Cazals

575. Lamb -- 2021, Valdimar Jóhannsson

574. Lake Placid -- 1999, Steve Miner

573. Lake of the Dead -- 1958, Kåre Bergstrøm

572. The Lair of the White Worm -- 1988, Ken Russell

571. Lady in a Cage -- 1964, Walter Grauman

570. La tentación -- 1991, Enrique Gómez Vadillo 

569. Kolobos -- 1999, Daniel Liatowitsch and David Todd Ocvirk

568. Kingdom of the Spiders -- 1977, John "Bud" Cardos

567. King Kong -- 1933, Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack

566. Killer Bees -- 1974, Curtis Harrington

565. Killdozer! -- 1974, Jerry London

• How do I love Lady in a Cage? I would say "let me count the ways" but honestly, counting to infinity would not be enough. It is batshit in all the right ways and whether you've seen it or not, you should watch it. You deserve a treat! Sayeth one reader (who obviously has exquisite taste!): "Maybe the best home invasion ever, I feel so guilty about having eyes that let me see how sexy James Caan is here because that young man is no good." Here, just for you, reader, and all you beefcake enjoyers:

• I somehow have never seen Maniac Cop, but I have seen Psycho Cop. Does that count? (And yes, that is just another scintillating tale from your friendly (?) neighborhood Final Girl.)
• Please note, the reader who submitted Lord of Illusions meant the Director's Cut of the film!
• A reader on Love Massacre: "Like a Rothko/Donald Cammell love child. Desperately needs a restoration, but even the YouTube copy with hard to read subs delivers. The cut from the opening scene to the title card kicks so much ass."  
• I don't know about you, but I'm waiting for the day some thinkpiece when one of the kids these days discovers Lifeforce.
• The reader who submitted La tentación pointed me to its poster and for that alone I am eternally grateful. The movie also sounds like a horny-trashy-homoerotic(y) bonanza, so there you go! 

• I am sure I do not need to tell you how I feel about Kingdom of the Spiders at this point! But I've never mentioned how I feel about Killer Bees. However, given that it's directed by Curtis Harrington and it's made-for-TV and it features Kate Jackson...OH AND GLORIA SWANSON AND THE TITULAR KILLER BEES, I'm sure you can accurately guess how I feel about it. Kino Lorber, if you're listening, where is the Blu-ray??
• Love to see love for Kolobos. Another movie I could have sworn I reviewed around here, and yet nada. What is happening? Is there some alternate universe Final Girl where all this missing reviews exist and I keep switching between the two? Probably. Anyway, check out Kolobos why don'tcha?